Friday The 13th/Single Appreciation Day/President's Day Weekend

This weekend, DOMINATED.

So Friday was Friday the 13th. And all day I was like sweet no bad luck, pretty kick ass day. But then, just as I thought I got off scotch free, oh no, the worst possible thing in the world that could ever have happened to me happened. get ready, this might scare you and maek small children cry. THERE WAS A FUCKING 25cent INCREASE ON TOBACCO TAX. WTFFFFFF. $5.25 is WAY too much. But whatever, I guess i'll just start doing crack instead, it's cheaper.

Then came Saturday, Valentinne's Day, or as I like to call it: Single Appreciation Day. Which was pretty much a downer but whatever because the evening made it better. Hooray for super dank Valentine's Day party. Getting intoxicated always solves my problems and feelings of loneliness. I'm gonna start to bottle it and sell it.

Then it was Sunday. Sundays sucks. Especially when you have to go to work at 6 IN THE FUCKING A.M. That was not fun. So after that happened I thoguht my day was totally going to suck. But then, however, a certain associate of mine texted me and proposed that we drive to San Antonio just for shits and giggles. SO WE DID. Now i don't know if you've ever gone on a completely unnecessary road trip entirely based on impulse, but i highly recommend you do. It's the bomb.com. And of course there was a piss break taken at Buccee's which of course included the always delicious Beaver Nuggets. And then when we got to our final destination of a city 2 and a half hours away we met up with an old friend and chilllllllllllllled. Then we drove back and almost died due to a fuckin HEB 18-wheeler. And if that didn't get us then the insanely ridiculous, completely unnecessary, yet again ridiculous speed traps would. It was like being a deer on the first day of hunting season. One by one the cars slowly were being picked off the road. But there was much raving to techno at 12:30 in the morning somewhere in between Sealy and Schoolenburg so it alrite.

Monday. I slept. ALL DAY.


good times, good times.