Ba-Lean Wid It, Ba-rack Wid It, Obama is the mothafuckin president

ANIMAL COLLECTIVE
MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION
10.5/10

Alrite so first off on today, I will start off with my review for the new Animal Collective, which pretty much dominates my face. Animal Collective has definitely taken their formula and spiced it up s notch and brought out what definitely could of the albums I'll see for awhile. Even starting at its beggining with the jam "My Girls", I knew I was in love. With that catchy little beat gelaming like Kanye's diamonds and then when that drum and bass comes in I literall splurge my pants. And if premature ejaculation (Pre-Jac for short) isn't enough to push you to buy an album then maybe the fact that you'll be singing "I don't mean/ To seem like I care about material things/ Like a social status" all day should. Shortly after that comes "Daily Rountine", which is definitely the new soundtrack to my, you know, daily routine, because of it's sweeter than chocolate lyrics and jammin beat. And then "Guy's Eyes"! Come on man just listen to it. Enough Said. I haven't even mentioned the totally crazy, still-yet-moving, acid trip album artwork. Overall, it's just slap-ya-mama good.





Yup, Obama's the president. No more problems. The whole world is solved. Gay marriage is legal, there's a concensus on abortion, no more hunger, no more rape because everyone is willing now! As if. He's just the new president, and I mean he is a pretty cool dude and definitely a pop-culture craze but he's jsut one man in a political system. But he's alrite. I'll give him a shot.
However, the media is fucking retarded. I swear to god if they walk up to one more black guy and say, "so how do you feel about finally having an African American in the White House", I will punch some kid in the face. African American? No. American man. If they have to be African American then all the white people will now have to go by European American. And thats all I have to say about that.
I do still feel bad for all the leaving cabinet members and President. Now they're jsut regular people. Sucks for them. Well, at least Obama's in office, it's all good, we're all happy. Party.





But I think we're all missing the big picture here.




Yo-Yo Ma's Super Kick Ass Performance!
Come on man that show melted my face off!
Now that is the American Dream right there.